Can you guess who owns
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Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Pop term of the day: mondaze
a daze you find yourself in due to it being Monday
I locked my keys in my car because I was in a total Mondaze. I hate the start of a new work week.
Urban Dictionary
Rambling on...
So you say you don’t know what to do for Valentine’s Day? Here are 10 things that aren’t too shabby…
Here are what’s considered 10 of the most anticipated “Guy Movies” for 2011. Actually it’s part 1 of 2 and I hate it when they do that!
There are some women out there you should never, ever act ugly towards…
Peyton Manning accused of being a poor sport? Well, at least he’s not pretending to be a good sport…
Now these are some true rednecks!
If you don’t believe in luck, here are some amazingly lucky individuals…
Saving the best for last, here are the funniest Google search results of all time!!!
Monday, February 8, 2010
Why wedding dresses are white
A son asked his mother the following question: 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?'
The mother looks at her son and replies: 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and says, 'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
h/t McMike
Pop term of the day:
It's complicated
It's complicated
One of the options for "Relationship Status" on Facebook. Refers to a couple in an ambiguous state between "friends" and "in a relationship". May also be used to indicate dissatisfaction with an existing relationship.
If someone changes their status from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated", expect them to be "Single" and "Looking for Random Play" soon.
Urban Dictionary
Setting the record straight at the
Wise County Sheriff's Department
Wise County Sheriff's Department
Sept. 3, 2009, the Wise County Messenger reported the following story:
' Sheriff David Walker said he sent an e-mail to his administration explaining that the actual increase per paycheck would likely be less than $10 after taxes, and he wanted the staff to consider turning down the $379 increase to help lower the tax rate.
He said he was surprised how quickly the staff responded.
"The majority said it was OK. We don't want to set a precedent, but the group recognizes the economy is bad ... It was a way we could give back," he said. "That's kind of the way we wanted to do it. (The administration) ran it through and the majority of the employees said 'we understand." '
I left this comment with the Wise County Messenger on the above article:
The staff did not respond to his email. The email said that anyone who had a problem declining the raise were to come speak with him [Sheriff Walker] or Doug Whitehead. Employees were scared they would be dismissed if they disagreed.
They were not given a choice. The majority he mentioned did not respond whatsoever and you can ask just about anyone who works for the sherrif's department and they will confirm it as long as they can remain anonymous... but I'm sure you already knew that and chose not to print it...
Don't take my word for it. Ask someone you know who works for the Sheriff's Dept who you trust not lie to you. I really have a hard time believing the county could lower the tax rate over a $63,000 cut in the department's budget as was stated.
Does the Messenger investigate these statements or do they just go along with anything they're told. I do understand since they get a really nice check from the County every month for advertising and public notices.
but as always, I could be wrong...
Denney Crane
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Pop term of the day:
LCD Trip
LCD Trip
When you watch too much football on your LCD big-screen. Can apply to other sports or programming in which you sit, staring at it for hours. Known to have negative effects on you health.
Joe Sixpack gets an LCD Trip every night watching ESPN.
We totally LCD Tripped during last year's Superbowl.
Urban Dictionary
Calling all Christians
If you want to make a real difference in someone’s life today, take a few minutes to pray for this young lady and her family. Please pray for her to be healed and thank God for answering prayer.
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Pop term of the day:
slurring your text
slurring your text
when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable
(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.
Urban Dictionary
Friday, February 5, 2010
Put this in your pipe
and smoke it!
and smoke it!
Remember when our President said he would enforce universal healthcare through the IRS?
Well guess what?
He's already putting the plan into action! I got this at work today...
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