Thursday, March 5, 2015

Forgive me, but it's still funny...

Top 10 Reasons To Vote Democrat
#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I
 want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd. 

#9. I vote Democrat 
because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are
 obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.


#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job
 of spending the money I earn than I would.


#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is
 offended by it.


#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
 know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
 thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to
 your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.


#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies 
being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.


#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free
 health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take
 away Social Security from those who paid into it.


#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed 
to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest
 away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.


#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
 Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their
 agendas past the voters.


And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay
 billions for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it
 might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We
 don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.

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