Rambling on...

• China has long been known as the land of fakes -- Rolexes, DVDs, handbags and designer clothes. Add a new one to the list: fake virgins.
  

• WARNING! You can’t unsee this!
  

• Dr. Laura pulls an Imus and quits her show after using the N word several times. Her famous last words are priceless... "Don't NAACP me."

  This may be the way to get an extended vacation and a tremendous boost in ratings after the smoke clears... May have to substitute the word "smart" in SFC...

• Speaking of SFCs, the mother of this infant was just pictured in Webster’s Dictionary as the latest example of the phrase. They’re also getting ready to use her photo next to the term “jailbird” as well!
  

• Okay, so the feds gave $10 billion in stimulus to schools so they can rehire teachers they had to lay off; but now the money’s in the bank, they keep it there and don’t rehire them… that is monumental governmental mental!