Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!
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1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive- by shootin. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive- by before he gotta reload?
2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?
3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?
4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?
5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?
6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $150 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?
9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?
10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he pops a cap in his ass?
h/t McMike
Saturday, June 26, 2010
It's about damn time!
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4 comments:
Laff my ass off so hawd I had to go to the baff room.
Very typical post from this type of mentality.
Whites are the one who perpuate this stigma of beautiful people of color.
African Americans are splashed through the media more often than whites.
The media goes out their way to make the black man look bad. We have been held down by the black so long our climb is much longer than yours.
Finally we have a start with our first African American leader.
Is this an accredited class so they can go on to gangster boss college?
So okay...I admit that as sick as this is (because it sounds so legit) it did give me a huge chuckle. I could hear the "Lenny" character talk about this to one of his partners on TV's "Law & Order" show.
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i would like to know who you are so i could find you and kick the ever loving shit out of you for posting something like this.
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