Dis of the Month! Quite possibly the year

This is bad, real bad!

Guess who just celebrated 90 days of sobriety...

h/t Conservative News
dis  [dis] Show IPA verb, dissed, dis⋅sing, noun Slang.

–verb (used with object)
1. to show disrespect for; affront.
2. to disparage; belittle.

–noun
3. insult or disparagement; criticism.

Yea, I was amused, please pray for me. I am grateful that I wasn't the sick sob that thought it up...