Almost unnecessary humor

There is an annual contest at A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year's term was "Political Correctness."

The Winner wrote, "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Don't be confused by the facts...