These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about terrorists...
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problems to be over by Friday.
Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.
1 comment:
All they need to offer to make certain there is a REALLY good "turn out" is COLD BEER.
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