Sunday, May 31, 2009

Inner Peace



If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you anytime,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,


Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!




And you thought I was going to get all spiritual.

3 comments:

an Donalbane said...

Yep, my dog has it made in the shade...

KRP said...

I know a few dogs like that...i own one:)

Canadian Sentinel said...

Say... I got the exact same doggie pic and message in an email some months back... These things really go around!

Indeed, it'd be nice to be a dog, or a kitty. You get to do what you want, no matter how gross people find it, 'cause you're soooo furry and cute and cuddly.

You don't have to worry about remembering to pay the bills, don't have to pay taxes, don't have to worry about politics and terrorists and so on and so forth. Hmm... come to think of it, I think dogs are born "Democrats"!

And when you wanna "get some", you just go outside and find yourself a nice bitch, and if she's up for it, y'all can do it right there, and you won't get arrested!

The downside? You have to eat crappy food that comes out of a bag or a can, and eat it off the floor. And you gotta lick yer ass to clean it!

And you're made to take the blame when humans fart...

Too bad my landlord's so conservative and tightassed- no pets allowed!