Obama is my shepherd, I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down while he spendeth my money.
He leadeth me beside still factories.
He restoreth my faith in free enterprise.
He leadeth me in the paths of socialism
For the sake of his political party’s power.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I will fear no hunger: for thou shall feed me food stamps;
Thy promises and thy administration, they comfort me.
Thou preparest to disarm me
in the presence of mine enemies.
Thou annointest my income with taxes,
my expenses runneth over my income.
Surely, welfare and unemployment shall
follow me and my all the days of his term,
and I will dwell in the house of an overseas landlord forever.
Amen.
edited somewhat by Denney Crane
2 comments:
Don't pass the plate, its liable to not come back.
Amen brother!
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