DUCKS IN HEAVEN!!!
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on..... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular. St.. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'
The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a Duck.
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Friday, November 7, 2008
To be GOVERNED is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-driven, numbered, regulated, enrolled, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, checked, estimated, valued, censured, commanded, by creatures who have neither the right nor the wisdom nor the virtue to do so. To be GOVERNED is to be at every operation, at every transaction noted, registered, counted, taxed, stamped, measured, numbered, assessed, licensed, authorized, admonished, prevented, forbidden, reformed, corrected, punished. It is, under pretext of public utility, and in the name of the general interest, to be place[d] under contribution, drilled, fleeced, exploited, monopolized, extorted from, squeezed, hoaxed, robbed; then, at the slightest resistance, the first word of complaint, to be repressed, fined, vilified, harassed, hunted down, abused, clubbed, disarmed, bound, choked, imprisoned, judged, condemned, shot, deported, sacrificed, sold, betrayed; and to crown all, mocked, ridiculed, derided, outraged, dishonored. That is government; that is its justice; that is its morality.
-- Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, General Idea of the Revolution in the Nineteenth Century, translated by John Beverly Robinson [London: Freedom Press, 1923]. (thanks to Sheldon Richman for the reminder; Proudhon's birthday was January 14.)[Andrew Rogers]
Thursday, November 6, 2008
One of the best ads for the disease I've seen!
Wait till PETA opens up a can on these evil capitalists!
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... I like Mother Nature...
The latest in vending machines in San Francisco...
The only title I got with this picture was "Oklahoma".
Enjoy your day!
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
I do have a few predictions...
1. Within a year, your paycheck will reflect less take home pay than it does today.
2. The jobless rate will be staggering until more government money is used to create jobs, the rest will be happy with welfare and unemployment.
3. The energy crisis will become worse and worse, especially winters up north. I believe our government will cast blame and not create solutions.
4. The democratic congress will get very little done because they won't be able to agree on anything...without lots of pork.
5. Iran will get it's nukes...unless Israel bombs them.
6. Our government will begin extortion tactics against big business just like they did again big tobacco and Microsoft. Remember, they call big business the "enemy". And you wonder why business and jobs are going overseas...
7. Illegal aliens will no longer be illegal. They will be accepted citizens of the U.S. and given all rights and benefits as our government provides.
8. Terrorism will begin within our nations borders; especially if Obama gets assertive in the Middle East (which is doubtful since most his money came from there).
9. If the end of days, we will see even more natural disasters, crime, pestilence, perversion, slaughter of the unborn and the annihilation of Israel.
10. As history has shown, God's blessing on the United States will dry up...and his children will wish they had paid more attention and become more involved...
Oh dear Lord in heaven, I pray I am wrong!
"A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away." Barry Goldwater
I never thought I would see the day a self proclaimed "Maverick" would lie down and let his opponent beat the living hell out of him. I have never really been a true John McCain fan due to several of his policies, but he was a true American war hero and a patriot: but, it seems he did everything he could to allow Obama to run all over him.
He had several opportunities to aggressively turn the tables and seize popularity of the people of this country, and he did nothing. I believe he didn't really want the job or someone got to him. Waiting till the last five days to start fighting for the Presidency of the United States is just a few months late... I want a fighter, not someone who just lays down and lets his adversary beat him up and take away his toys. I'm not sure that the best man didn't win.
The American people have spoken. They want the absolute most liberal Senator in Washington to be our President. I don't know what kind of change that will create, but we shall see. Americans are survivors...at least as long as nobody takes away their precious guns and religion.
But I could be wrong,
"Dictatorship feeds on the ideological chaos of bewildered, demoralized, cynically flexible, unresisting men. But capitalism requires an uncompromising stand. (Destruction can be done blindly, at random; but construction requires strict adherence to specific principles.) The welfare-statists hope to eliminate capitalism by smear and silence -- and to "avoid" dictatorship by "voluntary" compliance, by a policy of bargaining and compromise with the government's growing power. ...
There can be no compromise on basic principles. There can be no compromise on moral issues. There can be no compromise on matters of knowledge, of truth, of rational conviction.
If an uncompromising stand is to be smeared as "extremism," then that smear is directed at any devotion to values, any loyalty to principles, any profound conviction, any consistency, any steadfastness, any passion, any dedication to an unbreached, inviolable truth -- any man of integrity. ...
The best proof of an intellectual movement's collapse is the day when it has nothing to offer as an ultimate ideal but a plea for "moderation." Such is the final proof of collectivism's bankruptcy. The vision, the courage, the dedication, the moral fire are now on the barely awakening side of the crusaders for capitalism."
-- Ayn Rand, "'Extremism,' or The Art of Smearing," 1964, reprinted in Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal, 1967.
Monday, November 3, 2008
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Released on Sunday... I couldn't help it!
They're fasting on the steps of the Florida Capitol, hoping God will hear their pleas to put an abortion opponent in the White House.
Man Leaps to His Death From Bridge, Asks Obama for Help! Do you think Obama will help his family?
Obama says he didn't know... yea right. If he didn't know about this, what would make me think he knows about Iraq, Iran or the economy?!?!?!?!?
Everyone enjoys a good cat fight!
Coal produces 49% of our electricity. If someone wants to start a new coal plant, Obama says he will bankrupt them! Wait till those yankees run out of electricity in the winter...who will he blame it on?
Do you think it hurt?
Costumes at school are fine, unless you dress up like Jesus.
Vancouver Study Claims Benefits to Prescribing Heroin to Addicts
This is:priceless! Sarah Palin rules...even when played!
Beautiful Hollywood celebs are not always beautiful. Her are 48 examples.