Monday, December 9, 2013

Email of the week...

Today's Lesson in Irony
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 47 million people as of the most recent figures available in 2013.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is because: "The animals will grow dependent on handouts, and will not learn to take care of themselves."

Thus Ends Today's Lesson On Irony.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

If it wasn't such a pathetic statement on the American way of life, it would be funny.

Anonymous said...

Proof that our government does not learn from its own mistakes.

Uncle Ed