Today's Most Appalling News

by Denney Crane

President Obama is putting on a show for Europe and the Middle East as he publicly persuades Israel to delay bombing Iran to stop its nuclear proliferation.

What I find most humorous though, is the President's statement that the U.S. "will always have Israel’s back". Let me assure you, the President has his knife sharpened and ready for the day Israel needs us to watch their back!

I am also relatively certain that the President has already commissioned an apology speech to Iran when Israel attacks. Notice I said 'when', not 'if'.

On the bright side, our defense contractors should stay busy this decade selling them all weapons. Probably made in China though...