I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.
" I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress get their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," was his reply.
h/t AJ
2 comments:
A hermaphrodite fairy, a very fairy fairy, if you will.
Is the fairy really Mzchief ?
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