Saturday, November 6, 2010

Domestic Violence

Dallas, TX (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the center of a Dallas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree reasonably possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

5 comments:

Comfortably Numb said...

That is too funny but true. Had me going until last paragraph

Answers? I don't know the questions. said...

That's a good enough story that I may have to steal it.

Mzchief said...

I once dated a lame Backdoor Intruder that played for the Cowboys.

Sherri said...

holy hell! reading this...it was the first laugh out of me today! thanks i truly needed it today!

Kathleen... said...

True, except that after tonight, the kid would be getting spanked HARD along with the 'Boys. =( Good grief.