Rambling on...

• Massachusetts’ newlyweds spend their wedding night in jail. The bride allegedly tried to run over the groom’s old flame. I’ve never met yankee rednecks…
  

• Who would have thought that the earthquake in Chile would shift the earth’s axis and shorten the lengths of our days.
  

• An elephant hired for a wedding in caused more than £200,000 damage after trying to reach an in-heat female. It’s a very powerful urge…
  

• So they want me to think these are 30 annoying things men assume about women? We must not know the same women!
  

• There might be some truth in the statement, “Women like their men narcissistic”.