Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Rambling on...

Doutzen Kroes
  • So, you’re busted for dealing drugs and flee to Canada and hide out… only to be located and busted again because you can’t give up your online video game identity. Not too smart…

  • If you’re not sure your girl is a keeper, here are a few good indications. Just in case you were wondering…

  • Some girls provide signs that indicate you might want to throw her back and find another one. Never forget there are plenty of fish in the ocean.

  • In Russia, they actually have classes for women on how to get ahead, i.e. gold digging. Lessons include "How to Marry in Three Months" and "Oral Sex for Experts."

  • And if you actually don’t know how to stay single in 2010, here are some surefire ways to make it happen.

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