Pop term of the day: Towel permanence

Towel permanence

The need or desire to use the same towel each time after showering. This may be a favorite towel with sentimental value, or the beach sized one that covers all your parts. This condition is frequently only suffered by one member of a family, causing much frustration upon finding that someone else has used "your" towel.

Boy: "Mom, where's my green towel?"

Mom: "It's in the wash, hon. I used it to dry off the dog earlier."

Boy: "Damn you, towel permanence. Now I cant shower."


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