The top 100 stories of 2009. Many are still unbelievable. Here are a few of my personal favorites:
99. Too Fat to Work Family Says $36,000 Is Not Enough Benefit Cash
88. Widow Killed by Husband' s Coffin
85. Skier Hangs Upside-Down and Naked for 15 Minutes
80. Have Faith in Jesus but Need Post-Rapture Pet Care?
74. Teen Girl Electrocuted After Twittering in the Tub
73. Dead Baby Wakes Up for His Funeral Wake
70. Woman Bites Lover's Penis Off In Car Crash
65. 15-Year-Old Student Got $1,500 in Hush Money After Boning Teacher
58. Cats Keep Lost Boy Warm
53. Fake Cop Pulls Over Real Cop
44. Hilton Employee Witnesses Orgy, Tells, Gets Fired, Sues
41. Hot Mom Sleeps With Three of her Daughter's Teenage Friends
35. Man Kills Self Demonstrating Gun Safety
10. I Ate Little Girls for Two Years
5. Lady, Your Husband Is a Sick ... DUDE WTF?!?
"Worried that a former boyfriend had downloaded child porn onto her computer, Michelle Owens handed the laptop over to police and asked them to search it for illegal images. BIG MISTAKE, as Owens had clearly forgotten that the most incriminating images they would find were two videos of her having sex with a beagle. Even after she was arrested for bestiality, Owens declined to waive the consent she had given cops to search her laptop, still hoping they'd find evidence to bust her ex for something even more heinous."
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