Why is it when I ask a woman a question, they can't just answer it? I believe if a man and woman had to make a trip to China, they would each take a different route. The man would go straight to China and the woman would zig zag there... shopping along the way.
It reminds me of sex. Women want love, romance, intimacy, caressing, foreplay... Men just want to orgasm and go golfing...
I have been invited to attend a Christmas party this afternoon in Denton by my favorite accountant. I think I may have been invited to provide comic relief... I'll take a box of condoms and place them randomly around the office area and restrooms, that should loosen things up a bit!
Silicone Alligator is attending with baby alligator. I love children, infants especially. Innocence is so attractive...
Tuesday evening before dark a big black cloud moved over me at a high rate of speed and descent. It was rather erie... But we're not the only ones witnessing strange things in the sky recently...
Ladies, don’t ever say I have never done you a favor! If you are looking for a great gift to give your guy, look no further than here!
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Every year, for his birthday, I renew my Mr's subscription to Beer Of The Month Club. It is a high point of the month when the beer arrives. We usually have a special meal each Tuesday to try out the new beers. The only downer is when we discover a beer we REALLY like is in such short supply that we are unable to obtain more.
Thanks for the laugh! I thought that condoms idea was pretty funny too.
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