Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Rambling on...

Mindy Lawton
One of Tiger's sex toys
  • Oprah has reportedly reached out to Tiger to have him on her show. It would be the highest ratings of any TV show in history. She has her work cut out if she gets him on. It would take his attorney weeks to draw up the contract to limit the discussion, which she would ignore once he's on her couch! It's like two superpowers negotiating nuclear disarmament.

  • Personally, I would let his agent know that if Tiger chooses not to do the show, I would have every single woman he's had an affair with on the show...and that could last months!

  • Mindy Lawton says Tiger liked to have rough sex and pull her hair, as well as being a 12 as a sex buddy. But even more disturbing to me is what would possess him to choose her as a partner? Did he need a nag to go with his stable of show ponies? This is the closest thing to a money shot this woman will ever experience.

  • Tiger would have saved a lot of money and embarrassment if he would hired a pro. Smart, wealthy men know it's always cheaper to pay as you go. Just ask Bill Clinton...

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  • This has got to be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. A time lapse video of a guy trapped in an elevator for 41 hours…with diarrhea! Brother, I feel your pain...


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