Not only are Tiger’s many women coming out of the closet, they say, on a scale of 1 to 10, he’s a 12 in bed; and he likes it rough. That’s hard for me to believe since he doesn’t play in the rough often…
Makes me wonder if those gals handicapped him on water hazards and sand traps... I'm sure the East German judge scored him poorly.
And finally, the question I cannot stop asking... Considering the expert endowment of Tiger's tutelage, were any of these women seeded?
Is 0bamacare unconstitutional? What world-class legal team will take our government to court over it? Surely several firms are jockeying for position, there are millions in legal fees to be gleaned from the fight, who will lead the charge? I want to send them a check…
Speaking of checks, what happens when the world stops taking ours?
Talk about a shining example of the most transparent administration ever, the Associated Press reports, “A workshop on government openness is closed to the public.”
I had a very hauntingly evil thought, which made me smile. What would happen if our military went on strike? After the prosecution of the Navy Seals for allegedly roughing up a terrorist, I really couldn’t blame them if they did. They are paid less, abused more and place themselves at more risk than any American worker outside slave labor.
Don't the politicians know that the military is the only thing keeping those corrupt bastards in power? Keep pushing them Congress, nobody likes to fight against the U.S. Armed Forces...
The workers of Denmark know how to overcome a political boycott at the Climate Change Summit! 'Copenhagen Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards to city hotels warning summit guests not to patronize Danish sex workers during the upcoming conference. Now, the prostitutes have struck back, offering free sex to anyone who produces one of the warnings.'
I wonder if the carbon footprint of 1200 limos and 140 private planes at the Copenhagen Climate Change Summit will be discussed and condemned or just overlooked ?
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Thanks for the morning ironic chuckles.
mary
The attendees of 'eco' summits have always overlooked their 'eco' waste attending those meetings in the past, what makes us think they will notice this time?
* The constitutionality of a law cannot be argued in court until someone has had their constitutional rights denied due to the law.
* The U.S. is about to find out what happens when the world stops accepting U.S. paper and/or gets serious about punishing the U.S. for printing trainloads of dough. Can you say...Sky high inflation and rock bottom devaluation of the U.S. dollar?
* The men and women serving in the U.S. military are not in service to serve the whims of any particular person or group of people. They are in service, for the most part, to protect and honourably serve for the greater good of their nation. Politicians have always exploited the honour and integrity of our troops knowing full well the character of our troops force them to tolerate the ill treatment/disrespect/abuse. BTW...The contracts signed by military personnel prevent them from going on strike and would constitute a crime if a member of the armed service struck due to the fact it would be considered desertion and/or dereliction of duty. What a shock, right? Politicians taking advantage of and sacrificing a group of people who have no recourse.
* Of course the elitists heading to the Eco Conference in Copenhagen have not considered their carbon footprint. It is not their behaviour that matters, remember, they are there to alter and control the behaviour of everyone who is not them. It is how pompous elitists roll.
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