Praise be to Allah

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide...

Let's see now.....

• No Jesus
  
• No Christmas
  
• No television
  
• No cheerleaders
  
• No Nude Women
  
• No car races
  
• No football
  
• No soccer
  
• No golf
  
• No tailgate parties
  
• No pork BBQ
  
• No hot dogs
  
• No burgers
  
• No lobster
  
• No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
  
• No nachos
  
• No Beer nuts
  
• No Beer !!!!!!!!
  
• Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
  
• Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
  
• Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
  
• More than one wife.
  
• You can't shave.
  
• Your wives can't shave...
  
• You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
  
• The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
  
• Your bride is picked by someone else.
  
• She smells just like your donkey.
  
• But your donkey has a better disposition.
  
• Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here.

h/t Madman Mango