How to make a woman happy...
A man only needs to be a friend, a companion, a lover, a brother, a father, a master, a chef, an electrician, a carpenter, a plumber, a mechanic, a decorator, a stylist, a sexologist, a gynecologist, a psychologist, a pest, an exterminator, a psychiatrist, a healer, a good listener, an organizer, a handyman, very clean, sympathetic, athletic, warm, attentive, gallant, intelligent, funny, creative, tender, strong, understanding, tolerant, prudent, ambitious, capable, courageous, determined, true, dependable, passionate, compassionate without forgetting to give her compliments regularly, love shopping, be honest, be very rich, not stress her out, not look at other girls and at the same time, you must also give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself; give her lots of time, especially time for herself; give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes, and it is very important never to forget birthdays, anniversaries and arrangements she makes.
Show up wearin’ nothin’ but a smile
7 comments:
To Denney Crane...
You know the wrong type of women.
I dunno, MZ, I think there's a lot of truth in that post.
I think there's a lot of us who are willing to accept the challenge of multiple roles - it'd just be a lot easier if women would communicate which roles are most important to them.
Maybe DC should add 'mind reader' to that list...
Donald, you are a genius... perfect open thread!
1st addition by The Donald
MIND READER
To The Donald...
I am the plumber, pool girl, auto detailer, dr/rn, chef, gardener, pet keeper, bookkeeper (thank Heaven we have a full time accountant), handywoman, housekeeper, decorator, stylist, exterminator, carpenter, tile setter (personally, have cut and installed more than 1,000 sqft rough cut variegated slate), and social secretary. The only thing I ask of my Mr. is that he does his best to love me as much as I love him and do the grocery shopping and outdoor grilling. He has always enjoyed grocery shopping whereas the smell of a grocery store makes me seriously nauseous and makes my eyes burn and tear. It has something to do with the ink used on the packaging. He is the best griller I know and I detest the drying effect the heat of grilling has on my skin.
Fortunately, I have never had a gynecological issue to discuss with Hubby and more than likely would not other than to keep him informed. I have always hated shopping. It has been more than a decade since the last time I walked through a shopping mall and would never require my Mr. to endure the punishment that is shopping.
I am one of those women who honestly believe, I did not marry my husband to change him. I married my husband to encourage and enable him to do the things that make him feel happy and fulfilled. We both shed a few tears each time he is required to go off to a far flung place to do what he loves to do for a living but remind ourselves how much we enjoy his homecoming.
I require nothing from my husband but am blessed that he fills, without my asking, my every wish.
All I've got to say is, if mzchief's significant other fulfills her being so completely as she states, she must have the prettiest smile around!
OK, MZ, I'm impressed, and swayed by the counter-argument.
Have you got a[n available] sister?
To anonymous 4:03...
I am a VERY happy girl almost to the point of being a giggley-girl.
*:)
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To anonymous 7:15...
My baby sister has been happily married, to her doting husband, for the past 17 years. However, I will keep an eye out for one like me for you.
*;)
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