- 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
- 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.
- 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
- 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.
- 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.
- 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.
- 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.
- 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
- 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.
And the Number One Country & Western song is... - 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
h/t Madman Mango
My hypocrisy led me to run this today instead of tomorrow. It might be my fear of God, I'm not sure... Pray for me anyway!
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