If I had to list my top 10 least favorite people, this is how it would look: Jihadists/terrorists, politicians, lazy government employees, dentists, lawyers, people who preach (not necessarily religion), prideful people, people who mind everyone’s business, hustlers/cons, goody two shoes. This list is subject to change at any given moment.
What bothers me most about the list is that I’m supposed to pray for these people. It is not an easy thing to do...
Monday, my assistant asked me if she had to work on the coming "black Friday". I replied, "If I say yes, does that make me a racist?" She found no humor in the question.
A buddy of mine employs several Mexican-Americans. He tells them every spring they can have off either Cinco de Mayo or the 4th of July. They always choose July...they must really like how Texican-Americans celebrate!
I'm glad that Silicone Alligator chose Jarhead to be Godfather to her son. You know how particular those Catholics are...about their beer! Anyway, it takes a load off my shoulders knowing it won't be me...just one less kid to put through college.
I remember back in '79 when the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan. Of course, the U.S. took the high ground and supported the Afghan rebels since Russia represented the devil. America made a big mistake getting involved. It's time to get out of there.
I remember back then, seeing a gold label on some hash that said, "Thank you for supporting the Afghan Rebels". I was so freaked I almost swallowed the bong! I really think they would like us more if America started buying their dope again...
I found myself laughing at the tweet that read, "There are both kinds of liberals in the Democratic Party ~ tax and spend!"
The evolution of man from chimp to getting f++ked up the a$$ makes me sick to my stomach… Am I not supposed to be offended by the banner on the top of this Youtube channel page? Should my kids be allowed to see these sickening images?
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...and Jerry Mathers, with...
{wait for it}
...Leaves on her Beaver
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