Thursday, November 5, 2009

Email of the day

I don't know if it's true but
it was too good not to share...


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Burglary In Florida
(You can't make this up)

When Southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder. (That is the way the police report described it.)

A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they had hit the big time.

Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."

The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there also and about half of Gertrude's ashes remained.

Scotch taped to the box was a note that read: Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. Have a nice day.

h/t TeeHee

2 comments:

mzchief said...

According to Snopes.com the sister's ashes were stolen but there was no bullet riddled corpse or return of the stolen ashes.

an Donalbane said...

Was Keith Richards involved?