Friday, October 16, 2009

Where It All Began

A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked, 'How did the human race start?'

Sarah Palin answered, 'God made Adam and Eve, they had children, and so was all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama and asked the same question. Michelle Obama answered, ‘Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl went to her father and said, 'Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me the Human race was created by God, and Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys.'

The father answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple, Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors and Michelle Obama told you about hers.'


h/t Ronald J.

Before you call me a racist, do know that I gave Hilary Clinton a much harder time than Mrs. 0bama. If you thought it was funny or cute, you actually have a sense of humor. If not, tough shit!

6 comments:

Mango's Madness said...

The family resemblance between those two pictures is unreal!!

Mango

Ryan said...

Now THATS a good one!

mrs dewiggins said...

These two match, don't you think?

http://liveforalways.blogspot.com/2009/08/similarities-you-decide.html

Anonymous said...

at least you knew you were a racist without being told.

mzchief said...

Hmmmm...
I guess these photos prove Bush and Michelle Obama are related. So much for the lie that Christians do not share a DISTANT common ancestor with other primates such as the chimpanzee.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm...
I guess these photos prove Bush and Michelle Obama are related. So much for the lie that Christians do not share a DISTANT common ancestor with other primates such as the chimpanzee.

October 17, 2009 9:21 AM

Mz shows her ignorance all over the web don't she...