Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Email of the day

One of the latest (and absolutely hilarious) Saturday Night Live skits did not portray an accurate example of President 0bama's accomplishments. Here is a long list they conveniently failed to mention.

1. Offended the Queen of England.

2. Bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia.

3. Praised the Marxist Daniel Ortega.

4. Kissed Socialist Hugo Chavez on the cheek.

5. Endorsed the Socialist Evo Morales of Bolivia.

6. Sided with Hugo Chavez and Communist Fidel Castro against Honduras.

7. Announced we would meet with Iranians with no pre-conditions while they're building their nuclear weapons.

8. Gave away billions to AIG also without pre-conditions.

9. Expanded the bailouts.

10. Insulted everyone who has ever loved a Special Olympian.

11. Doubled our national debt.

12. Announced the termination of our new missile defense system the day after North Korea launched an ICBM.

13. Released information on U.S. intelligence gathering despite urgings of his own CIA director and the prior four CIA directors.

14. Accepted without comment that five of his cabinet members cheated on their taxes and two other nominees withdrew after they couldn't take the heat.

15. Appointed a Homeland Security Chief who identified military veterans and abortion opponents as "dangers to the nation".

16. Ordered that the word "terrorism" no longer be used and instead refers to such acts as "man-made disasters".

17. Circled the globe to publicly apologize for America's world leadership.

18. Told the Mexican president that the violence in their country was because of us.

19. Salutes as heroes three Navy SEALS who took down three terrorists who threatened one American life and the next day announces members of the Bush administration may stand trial for "torturing" three 9/11 terrorists by pouring water up their noses.

20. Low altitude photo shoot of Air Force One over New York City that frightened thousands of New Yorkers. (While he did not know where Air Force One was)

21. Announced nationalized health care "reform" that will strip seniors of their Medicare, cut pay of physicians, increase taxes yet another $1 trillion, require "End of Life" counseling, and put everyone on rationed care with government bureaucrats deciding who gets care and who doesn't.

Per Bloomberg: Daschle says, "Health care reform will not be pain free. Seniors should be more accepting of the conditions that come with age instead of treating them," while former Colorado Governor Dick Lamm says seniors have "a duty to die."

If this does not sufficiently raise your ire, just remember that the President, Senators, and Congressmen have their own special gold plated health care plan which is guaranteed the remainder of their lives and they are not subject to this new law if they pass it, because under the Health Care Reform bill, anyone with a Health Plan who wants to keep it, may keep it.
22. Appointed numerous unaccountable Czars, some who have supported socialist and fascist ideals.

h/t Sili, the infamous F bomb queen

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn....thats just all I can say.

skywalker said...

The AIEA have found no nuclear weapons in Iran. There are Nuclear, Biological, Chemical and Neurological Weapons in the USA do you wish to bomb it?