Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Unnecessary humor

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat ."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, " If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself ."

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