Unnecessary Humor

Three cowboys are sitting around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie with the bravado for which each is famous. It is a night of tall tales.

The guy from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."

The guy from Oklahoma couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit it's head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get a belly ache."

The cowboy from Texas remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker.