A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Two very hot 24-27 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, while their breasts fall out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No, no problem, it was our pleasure' and instead ask you for a ride to Lowes. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts working you over sexually, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also April 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale for $2.99
1 comment:
i enjoyed that joke and will tell it again and again
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