Cowboy's Honeymoon

A cowboy and his new wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed.

The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal' ?'

The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied, Nope, I reckon not.. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.'

I'm so Obamabeat that I have decided to increase the level of humor heading into the weekend. Otherwise, I'm going to become a raving Obamaniac.

Denney Crane

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