Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven’t had the flu all winter.'
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Good one.
Stop me if you've heard this one.
Preacher goes to visit the sweet old lady from church. She had missed Sunday morn due to illness. As they sat and talked the preacher began to enjoy the peanuts in the bowl next to his chair. After they visited for a bit the preacher stands up, gives her a hug, and thanks her for the peanuts. She says "yeah, with my new dentures all I can do is suck the chocolate off of them".
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