$1.5 billion available for immediate distribution.

Applications for $1.5 Billion in Recovery Act Funds Now Available
Compliments of the US Department of Health and
Human Services and the United States Congress...
The grants will fund scientific research, construction and improvement of research facilities, and the purchase of scientific equipment. National Institutes of Health

WANT SOME OF IT?

Issue a press release to a London Newspaper like this one...
Artificial life could be created "within five years", researchers from the USA have claimed. Telegraph.co.uk

Creating synthetic organisms; cyborg, android, foreign lifeform...I'm sure that's real safe. Sounds shovel ready to me, and expensive. Only 5-10 years? Perfect, when can you start?

Over the next 6 to 12 months, I believe we will see see some of the most far-fetched scientific research claims in the history of the modern world. The more unbelievable the research, the better chance of hitting the jackpot.