Only in America....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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