On the lighter side...

On my trip I was seated in an aisle seat and next to me was an attractive woman. Well, after we took off she sneezed and immediately excused herself and let her out to go to the restroom. After 15 minutes, she returned and thanked me when she sat back down.

Less than 2 minutes, she sneezed again and wanted out. I just figured she was high maintenance so I politely oblidged her and got up. I let her back in her seat as she smiled, blushed a little and apologized.

I'll be damned if she didn't immediately sneeze after she got back in her seat and need out again. It was obvious I was somewhat pissed this time, so I assertively asked her what was the problem.

She then proceeded to tell me that she had an orgasm every time she sneezed. Somewhat taken aback, I pretended to be concerned and asked her if she was taking anything for it.

She smiled and replied, "Pepper". We swapped seats...


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Then, when we finally go to the hotel, I asked the the clerk at checkin, 'Is the porn channel in my room disabled.'

'No' she said, 'it's regular porn, you sick bastard.'

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After returning home, my 2 buddies and I went back to work and at break we discussed the trip.

One of them said, "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my wife flings her arms and hollers, '7 come 11' all night and I haven't had a wink of sleep!"

My other bud replied, "I know what you mean. My wife played blackjack the whole time and she slaps the bed all night and hollers, 'Hit me light' or 'hit me hard!' and I haven't had a wink of sleep either!"

Not one to be left out, I declared, "You guys think you have it bad! My wife played the slots the whole time and I wake up each morning with a sore schlong and a buttfull of quarters."

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What a trip...