Saturday, January 3, 2009
Friday, January 2, 2009
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Hamas would accept an immediate weeklong cease-fire if it is accompanied by an Israeli withdrawal from the Gaza Strip... Just give us enough time to reload! Bloomberg
How to properly bomb a Hamas bomb factory...
Lubbock, Texas Cleric Wants Muslims to Jihad in Gaza He blames Americans and Jews Weasal Zippers
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Support Cannibalism — EAT ME!
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
Keep honking while I reload.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that.
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
A Taliban terrorist in Afganistan decides to separate 14 children from their lives. Here's the video!
Pages and pages of photos, if they don't make you sick!
Someone please tell me again how Americans are so evil, but these guys are just misunderstood patriots who want their country united.
Monday, December 29, 2008
The more you know, you know, you know about Caroline Kennedy, the more one may believe the the U S Senate is not the place to start a career in politics and public service.
Pulitzer prize-winning writer, Michael Goodwin, states, "...That truth is that Kennedy is not ready for the job and doesn't deserve it. Somebody who loves her should tell her."
In his op-ed article in the Daily News, Goodwin hits the nail on the head when describing her experience, qualifications and her politics. "But the minute she faced the routine questions that help define a candidate for virtually any office, she had nothing to say. There was no "there" there."
My prediction is coming true faster than what I thought… SELL! SELL! SELL! Especially now when it's at an all time low! MSNBC
The prediction: "Our constitutional rights will be for sale, as well as our real estate, at a bargain basement price to the countries who have our money."
But I could be half wrong...
Guess who suffers from the financial fallout!
I haven’t even got to the part about the $17 billion in pork squandered in 2008 by our Congress…
Sunday, December 28, 2008
After several hours of searching, I have skimmed the surface of various Top Lists and Best Lists for 2008. It seems everyone is a critic, wants to be a critic or just want to infer superiority in their judgement. Opinions vary from one end of the spectrum to the other. This is not require reading, but some are very interesting and funny..some are crap.
Media screwups… Top Ten of 2008Gawker
11 Best Spin.com Videos of 2008 Spin
Best live concert photos of 2008.
The Least Essential Albums of 2008 AV Club
Standouts in Rap, Jazz and Country NY Times
10 Best Overlooked Albums of 2008
The Best Recordings of 2008 The New Yorker
Artists Pick the Best Albums and Singles of 2008 Rolling Stone
Best CDs of 2008National Public Radio
The Worst Films of 2008 AV Club
Best TV & Movies Of 2008 (5 Differing Opinions/Lists) NPR
…”the most memorable or compellingly performed or just plain stuck-in-my-head television moments of the year” NY Times
In a Year’s Worth of Dancers, a Few Stood Out NY Times
The 10 Worst Members of Congress! I'm not in complete agreement with this list but I like the way they think. Esquire
25 Ways to End the YearManhattan Users Guide
The Best (and Worst) Sex Scandals of 2008 Gawker
Best Books of 2008 NPR
These are the funniest, or timeliest, or wittiest comments we could find this year. Gawker
And the there’s The Best of Everything Make Five
If that’s not enough, there’s a site that uses a public forum to average out the good, bad and ugly. Metacritic