Friday, March 4, 2016

Think more happy thoughts
and then use the Charmin

 ~ Surfing the Wise County Messenger website, I clicked on “True Crime” under the News icon and read the following sheriff’s dept report, “1500 BLOCK OF SALT CREEK – A person drank toilet bowl cleaner.

If you consider that a crime, you will have no problem declaring their drinking water a felony with no possibility of parole.

~ What is as big as Texas and catastrophic proof we are killing this planet? It’s called the Great Pacific Garbage Patch and is no longer isolated to just the Pacific ocean. Any country determined to clean it up would go bankrupt from the monumental task. It’s cheaper to look for a new home planet.

Tree huggers in Oregon aren’t happy with their liberal bureaucracy when they found out they allowed their environment to be contaminated with heavy metals in the soil. You can forget an organic backyard garden unless you want toxic vegetables. Yes, your government will protect and keep you safe: cue koolaid.

~ “The welfare state has done to black Americans what slavery couldn’t do, what Jim Crow couldn’t do, what the harshest racism couldn’t do. And that is to destroy the black family.” Walter E. Williams – The most shameful injustice.

~ "I hate to say this about the Republican establishment, but their view of civil rights is to tip the black waiter five bucks at the country club." Jeffery Lord, Trump supporter, on CNN debate.

What he doesn’t tell us is that a liberal wouldn’t leave a tip at all, but expect the government to compensate him! How many black candidates for POTUS did the Democrats have this year?

What would motivate a politically correct main stream media news source to use the headline, White Officer Is Arrested In Killing of Black Man? Let me give you a hint, it is green in color.

To ease the fear of A.I. and robotics replacing the workforce, they have come up with the most absurd, never-to-be-implemented plan they call UBI, Universal Basic Income. Robots work, humans get paid not to work.

In reality, it should be called ‘Welfare for the masses’. Epic!

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