Saturday, August 22, 2015

Email of the week

After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter's to see some friends and have some hot Wings and iced tea. 

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with. 

 I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators. I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot."


Anonymous said...

Hey, speaking of Hooters, did you know that there have been 56,662,169 abortions in America Since Roe vs. Wade in 1973?

Interestingly, our federal government, which sponsors and supports the practice of abortion, claims that close to 12 million illegal aliens are presently living in the US. This number is widely disputed with some estimates ranging up to 26 million.

All this while nearly a third of the US legal population is either unemployed or underemployed.

I'll bet nobody at Hooters is talking about these numbers, eh?

el chupacabra said...

lulz. I feel your pain.